Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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