i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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