Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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