I hope mine doesn't look like that
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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