Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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