It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
are you so shy because you have an std?
false alarm. still invincible.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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