normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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