never play flip cup with pint glasses
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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