look no pants
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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