is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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