This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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