we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
