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FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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