i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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