4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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