Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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