Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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