It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
