It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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