idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
4 words: hood of his car
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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