What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
They took my balls.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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