is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I deserve this hangover.
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