I want to make a zoo with you.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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