Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I love having hate sex.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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