winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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