Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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