I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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