I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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