all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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