I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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