Plan B is the new Plan A
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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