so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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