so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
