On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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