I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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