So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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