Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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