Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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