The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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