literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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