you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
