Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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