i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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