Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you win again, gameday.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
the raccoons are back...
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