There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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