So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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