bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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