I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i drank out of a bidet.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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