We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Randomize
