no. you can't hotbox the world.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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