I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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