How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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