he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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