he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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