"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
