so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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