And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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